Obama Brings Back “Big Blue”

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Original Photo Credit: Reuters/Larry Downing

Monday saw the triumphant return of Barack Obama’s favorite tie, “Big Blue”, to the Oval Office during a meeting with Jim Douglas, the Governor of Vermont.  This comes at the beginning of a week where Obama will hold interviews with every national television network in an effort to brute force his economic stimulus plan into our living rooms.

“Big Blue” declares to senate Republicans that Obama is done bending to their pressure on social issues (e.g. taking coverage of birth control out of the stimulus package in a good-faith effort to foster bipartisan support in return for zero republican votes).  Blue is the new black, which was the old red, and we expect to see an increase in sales of skinny blue ties over the course of 2009 as organized crime begins to see them as a symbol of stylized ruthlessness and posh foe-vanquishing.

Neck of State: The return of Barack Obama's favorite tie, Big Blue, to the Oval office.  February 2, 2009.

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